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Joke thread...

Post by Bunker » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:22 pm

My friend bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as it got home, it made a bolt for the door.
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Post by mick » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:50 pm

Think you've got problems. I took my singing pony to the vets as it had a sore throat which stopped it performing, trouble is it's still a little horse.

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Post by Bunker » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:55 pm

I bought my invisible friend an invisible bike for his birthday, he was made up.
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Post by mick » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:26 pm

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Took the wife on a bike tour of a caribean island.

Jamaica?

No, she came of her own accord.
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Post by hounddog » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:35 am

I've got a magic tractor

It goes down the lane and turns into a field :lol:
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Post by woodruff » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:13 am

A biker comes out of a shop to find a copper writing a ticket "give a bloke a break" he says. the Copper slaps on the ticket, "Why dont you go solve some crimes" The Copper writes another ticket for a bald tyre. "You really are a prick" The policeman notes the custom number plate and writes another ticket.

At this point the biker walks round the corner gets on his bike and rides off.
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Post by Roey » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:17 am

A truly touching story.

I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her
knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought "These taser guns are well worth
the money"
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Post by vic » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:21 pm

I asked ellrider how many sexual partners he as had

He started counting then fell asleep :lol: :lol:

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Post by Barrie » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:11 pm

vic wrote:I asked ellrider how many sexual partners he as had

He started counting then fell asleep :lol: :lol:

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Post by ellrider » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:51 pm

vic wrote:I asked ellrider how many sexual partners he as had

He started counting then fell asleep :lol: :lol:

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